Picking a name for a new pope is an important undertaking, so I did the following research on proper spelling.

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Thanks for reading Dewey Defeats Tarzan this year. I really appreciate it.

DDT will be back next week.  Merry Christmas and/or Happy Holidays!

“NSFW” is fully complete.

Go on and read it, then please sanitize the earbuds for the next person.

Look who’s wearing a Strawberry Paul McCartney t-shirt!  Thanks, @davidwilborn!